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sydbarrrett:

you cant spell homework without ew

(Source: rokyerickson, via canadumb)

hamburgerhelpless:

when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong

(Source: hiccupartist, via teapayne-deactivated20120908)

lastofthetimeladies:

HERE’S THE DEAL

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE, YOU SHOULD JUST SUCK IT UP AND TELL THEM

DON’T BE A WEENIE

THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN IS THAT THEY COULD SAY NO

REJECTION SUX BUT SO DOES SITTING AROUND YOUR HOUSE BLOGGING ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUX? WONDERING WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU’D SUCKED IT UP AND TOLD THE PERSON YOU LIKED THAT YOU LIKED THEM

DON’T REGRET SHIT

JUST SUCK IT UP, WEENIE

(via ectogasmic)

simsgonewrong:

he dreams of being on a plate again. someday hot dog, someday.
mistah-english:

THATS THE SOUND OF ME PEEING